The Traversane É and other things to like about France

The traversane is a long thin pillow and, if youÕre an older sort of fellow with bad knees, and if youÕre lucky, you get to sleep with one.  TheyÕre sort of pliable in a good sense but firm in another so they can support your head as well as give your legs a break if you sort of hug them.  I needed all the help I could get from the bedding I had last nightÑ200 kilometers, as Soluc, my new friend said, is too much.

 

I left Bayonne today at noon taking full advantage of the latest time to check out of the Hotel Lousteau (recommended by me: 1 Place de la Republique, part of the Quality Hotel chain) and traveled the slow way down the coast past the opulent and frankly bright spirit of Biarritz down to the very end of France, Hendaye Plage.  At the absolute end of the road I saw what looked like a hotel with the name ÒSerge BlancoÓ and, on closer inspection, found it was a ÒCentre Thallasotherapie.Ó  ThatÕs for me, I thought, and pulled right in.  For those who donÕt know, Serge Blanco was a great full back for the French national rugby team and is now the president of the first division rugby league in France as well as a wide-ranging entrepreneur.  His clothing line is quite chic and usually bears his number, Ò15Ó.  It is fitting that, as I sit on my balcony in the hotel overlooking the Atlantic and the Cote Basque, thereÕs a very active game of beach rugby going on below me with more or less middle-aged men, quite fit, playing touch-style in the sand.  ItÕs a perfect 80 degrees F with not a cloud in the sky and a refreshing westerly breeze.  Nice.  Thanks Serge.

 

The thallasotherapie thing is something very French.  Basically it means using sea water to heal your minor ills and keep you in form.  All around France and its Òoutre merÓ departments there are these centers and they offer all kinds of water-based treatments.  Diana and I stumbled into one in the south of France a few years ago and they have been a good option for a nightÕs stay because they are invariably well-appointed, comfortable, and not too expensive.  If youÕre in for massage, water-blasting, a mud pack, or just a hot dip in a spa, then these are the places to go.  When you do go and try to use the therapies, you have to sign in and have a doctor discuss your regime.  He (or she) then prescribes your schedule and off you go.  The ÒprescriptionÓ for your ÒsoinsÓ (care) is made by a real licensed doctor and, thus, can be paid for by most of the medical insurance companies or mutualitŽs that provide funding for health care in France.  ThereÕs talk of some co-pays, but this stuff is too much a part of the French social structure to be deterred by a bit of market pressure.  As opposed to cycling, this is not a gender-dominated thing and thereÕs lots of men getting blasted, boiled, basted and basically soakedÑbut the majority are women who are keeping up their form with this lightweight form of exercise and beauty treatment.  Oh yes, and you can get a prescription for a facial if that seems appropriate.

 

I went to Spain today more or less by chance.  Behind the hotel is a yacht basin (port de plaisance) and there was a ferry service that crossed the river.  I jumped on as it was leaving and for 1.40 euros I ended up in the very clean and scenic Spanish village of Hondarribia.  This was at 2:40 pm and that is when things simply shut down in Spain and I was greeted with many closed shops and restaurants until I wandered back into the smaller streets and found a sidewalk cafŽ that still had table settings outÑmeaning they were ready to accept customers.  A beer and some seafood was my thought and they had both.  This was a ÒgaragardotegiaÓ in Euskadi, the Basque language, which is to say the equivalent of a cerveceria, or a brasserie, meaning, they sold beer and food most of the day.  Gambas a la plancha were on offer (shrimps done in butter and garlic) and they had draft beer so I was set.  The only thing missing was a television to watch the end of the dayÕs stage of the Tour.  When I had my beer in front of me I noticed that the man who was obviously the proprietor was nipping back inside fairly often and staring at the television.  It was the Tour and he was a fan.  I ate my shellfish, dipping them in the sweet mayonnaise they came with trying to catch back up with the 5,00 calories IÕd left on the road the day before and, as I replied ÒnoÓ to his offer of coffee, asked if I might look at the television.  By this time he had figured that the best way to talk to me was in English and his was quite good.  ÒYou a fan of cycling?Ó he asked, and I said yes.  ÒCome and see,Ó so we went inside and watched the stage.  It turned out that Soluc, the owner, was a big cycling fan and heÕd spent 7 years in Los Angeles working as a machinist in the aircraft industry.  By the time the stage had ended with Flecha comfortably in front, weÕd shared a few tales and heÕd showed me his pink and blue Lampre team cap signed by the Italian team (with two Spanish riders included).  Soluc put in Ò60, maybe 80 kilometers a dayÓ in the spring and fall.  In the summer, ÒI am here all the time,Ó and he said he gained weight.  HeÕs got a new Cannondale and swears by Shimano.  I said I had a new bike with Campagnolo and he dismissed it with a long discourse, most in Euskadi, about how the Italian stuff didnÕt shift so well.  I gained a little respect back after I told him I had a cyclocross bike with Shimano components.  ÒThatÕs good,Ó he said, Òyou get home and ride that bike.Ó

 

ÒThereÕs gonna be a lot of Vascos at the tour, you bet,Ó he told me.  ÒEverybody from hereÕs gonna go watch the mountain stages, you bet,Ó he continued, making a big gesture in the general direction of east.  ÒThe whole mountain will be orange Ôcause Mayo is doing good and the Vascos are doing good.Ó 

 

I believe him.  There were Basque (Vasco) signs scattered along the route of lÕEtape, including some E.T.A. signs, which are actually not allowed in Spain.  The Tour was going to go on the lÕEtape route in 6 days, through the heart of the French Basque country and this was a chance to make a political case, the ETA being the Basque separatist folks.  But there was no hint that there would be any problems with the Tour.  Cycling is more important than politics in this part of the world.  It was the artists union that had the little demonstration day before yesterday that delayed the peloton and, well, you know, they donÕt know much about cycling.  I mean, who would stop the peloton to make a point when there was a breakaway group aheadÑthatÕs where the cameras were!

 

If you do get to Hendaye Plage (or anywhere in that part of France) and go on across into Spain, nip into the Garagardotegia Kalifornia (yes, he named it after California despite his dislike of the freeways) and ask for Soluc, tell him youÕre a rider and heÕll sport you to a beer (if a Spaniard wins the stage that day).  ItÕs on Santiago street, number 65, not too far from the ferry landing.

 

TodayÕs (the 17th) local paper (Sud-Ouest) was full of coverage of lÕEtape, a front page picture and two full pages inside.  Well, I must say, they report that poor old Miguel Indurain didnÕt finish.  He had to stop and have lunch with his family up in the mountains.  Given how long these meals can take in this part of the world, he wouldnÕt have finished the ride until well after dark anyway.  As it was, Loic Herbreta won with a time of 6 hours 17 minutes 37 seconds (it is a race, especially for the top 100 or so).  He won in a sprint finish with Laurent Marcon trailing by less than a second.  Takuma Sako, the first Japanese to try lÕEtape had to quit early; they included a picture of the poor guyÑperhaps the local editor hadnÕt heard of the oriental notion of Òlosing face.Ó 

 

The first woman, Stephanie Gros, from Paris, crossed the line in 7:27:15.  Ex-pro and world champion Abraham Olano finished in 79th.  The paper carried comments by riders that ran this way: ÒThe finish was really hard with a multitude of small hills each of them very hard to negotiate, coming one after the other,Ó that from Mylene Julien, 41 years old from Millau.  And, Òon the first big descent I didnÕt negotiate the turn well and lost confidence.  The bike was in good shape but not me.  I gave up getting a good time and just rolled on.ÓÑSerge Vanotti, 40.  But hereÕs the big news in the headlines:  ÒIls etaient 8 500 au dŽpart, ils seront 3 647 ˆ lÕarrivŽeÓ (There were 8,500 at the start, there would be 3,647 at the finish).  Goodness!  That doesnÕt seem right. Was it that bad?  Am I that crazy? Did they have enough busses to bring all the ÒabandoneesÓ back?  Hold it, letÕs check out LÕEquipe.

 

The daily French sports bible reported these facts in the story they ran about LÕEtape (lower right corner of inside page with a photo of Indurain, Alain Prost and Olano): that it was IndurainÕs birthday, that he hadnÕt shaved his legs, that he stopped in Oloron to get a medal from the town, and he quit the ride after the little Larrau climb.  Now thatÕs reporting! of a sort  They also let us know, after all that, that there were 6,979 starters who got really tired, that they rode in small Òpaquets compactsÓ all along the Ònarrow and sinuous roads in a silence that gave an impression of being in a cathedral, sometimes walking in their socks to get to the summits or the saving feed stations.Ó (lÕEquipe is known for pouring it on).  Given the threat of elimination at two points on the route, lÕEquipe also reported that the Òtension in the peloton was intense and palpableÓ but there were 6,391 ÒsurvivorsÓ with Dominique Crosnier finishing last in 11 hours, 26 minutes.  So I whomped him (or her) by a good two hours plus and might have finished ahead of a mere thousand (actually, I finished #5,395Ñnot quite a thousand behind me of those who did the whole stage).  Shoot, beating any French rider anywhere near my age who dares to squeeze into their Lycra is, to me, a triumph.  Later, after the actual Tour finished their own Pau-Bayonne stage, lÕEquipe called lÕEtape a Òcyclo-marcheÓ (cycling walk) making fun of its official status as a cyclosportive.  In this case they didnÕt have to rely on hyperbole.

 

With this bit of reduced satisfaction (I hadnÕt read LÕEquipe until just before dinner) I tucked into the hotelÕs seafood buffet.  This was all-you-can-eat lobster, shrimp, crabs, mussels, oysters, whelks, smoked salmon, crayfish and other small briny things with shells.  I held off the option of complete gluttony and went four for forty or so with an emphasis on the shrimp and lobster with side notes of salmon and mussels.  This Òsplurge marineÓ was preceded by a very nice salad with leaf lettuce and ultra thin slices of the local ham and was followed by a refreshing dollop of raspberry sorbet in a passion-fruit syrup with bits of pineapple and a closing leaf of peppery mint.  This all went quite nicely with the local rosŽ, a cote de Basque.  In the background, the bar singer was going through ÒWhat a wonderful worldÓ accompanied by his computerized keyboardÐÐand I couldnÕt help but agree.


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